: UK Edition
Available in stock (200)
- This is the main game. Buy this first.
- Includes 600 total cards (500 white and 100 black).
- Now version 2.1!
- Adapted from the original American edition to suit your outmoded culture.
Product Description
Stupidly simple.
Use the cards to make jokes.
Buy this one first.
Then shuffle in some expansion packs.
600 cards.
Written just for the UK.
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